A new sport



Missile-chucking!

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TIME:676
*splut*
Now suck it up princess, we're low on time, so don't screw this up. When I say "now", fire your grapple at my gun.
Ummm... ok? Are... are we going to count down or something?
Sure, let's give you a sporting chance. Countdown from 3.
So wait... ON 3, or 3, and then-
TIME:674
OnetwothreeNOW!
AAAHHHHH!
*fwoosh* *bzorp*
TIME:670
*splut*
Oh... my... GOD. That was AWESOME! I CAUGHT IT!!!
Damn.
I- HEY!
What... I kinda wanted you to miss once.
TIME:668
Now... let's see if you're useful, and see if you can throw that at the Zeebetite.
You're forgiven, this sounds fun as hell.
*bzorp*
*turn*





Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.