Let's go play!
I wonder who remembers this little guy.
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TIME:127
Oh come on, she's not all that bad. Sure, she crushes a lot of minions into paste... and enslaves all minions on the planet...
And trapped me and Ridley in tiny rooms for years and years and years.
Ok well... C'MON, she pays me good. I can show you something funny down here instead.
Pfft, like what?
TIME:125
OH GOD, WHY? WHY WILL THE BOUNCING NEVER END!?!
TIME:123
Oh come on Samus, let's go, let's go, let's go, I wanna play with him! He's BOUNCING!
*dance* *dance*
What?!? NO! No, I'm killing Mother Brain, and that's that! Ugh... ENEMIES. I've got a job to do TOO here... KILL MOTHER BRAIN!
TIME:121
FINE... killjoy. I GUESS we can go do your stupid PRIME OBJECTIVE and POINT to coming here.
Wha- Bu- HOW ARE YOU POSSIBLY TURNING ME INTO THE BAD GUY HERE?!? YOU WERE A MINIBOSS! A MINIBOSS!!!
...Killjoy.
*turn*
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.
