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Minionsploitation



Yeah, I just HAD to give the clay Ridley a name...

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Shortly
Man... it almost feels too empty in here now that we took Claydley to the back room.
I keep telling you, that's a stupid name.
Oh, go away. You just hated him because you didn't get missiles.
*sigh*
Hey guys. Got some drinks made up from what's left. It's been a damn hard day, so drink up.
Booze to make the hurting stop. Nice.
Wait... how in the hell did you make those? With your teeth?!?
MINION! GET OVER HERE AND MAKE US ANOTHER VODKA!!!
*whoosh* Eep... yes, Milady? Don't kill me...
Never mind, bugger off.
Yes ma'am.
Right, yes, exploiting the dishwashers.





Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.