Forgotten omnipotence



I'm leading up to something, don't worry.

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AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! RUN! ANGRY SAMII ON THE LOOSE!
Don't let her get away!
Stand still, damnit!
AAAAAAHHHH!!! WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO M... wait a sec, why the hell am I even running?!?
*hop* *fwoosh* *fwoosh* *fwoosh*
I'LL KILL EVERY LITTLE PIECE OF YOU!
*poof*
*whoosh* *whoosh* *whoosh*
Seriously, I've got to remember to do this more often. Stupid memory.
*screech* *slide*
Well crap. Right... yeah, the poofing away and whatnot. ...Shit. Well... now what?
I vote we drink our sorrows away.
*BWAM* *BWAM* *BWAM*
Augh!

After of course checking that for missiles.
Agreed.
*click*
*click*





Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.