Hotel linens
Oh my goodness, if there is anything that says wonderful after reading the last comic, it's getting the best sleep you've ever had in your life. Now, you know me, I am not one to advertise on Zebeth, it's happened like... exactly once ever, about a hot sauce that was so good I couldn't stop going on about it, and to my memory this will be the second time... because I can't stop going on about it. Only this one will literally change your life (or so I imagine, it's only been like... 4 days). But yah, we've been kinda complaining to eachother about our blanket being too small, and so threadbare that it's barely more than two sheets of fabric, and our absolute bottom-price grocery store pillows were hard and flat, and it was just... survival lol, continuation of the last comic in sleep form.
And then I saw this thread online, and someone commented that the pillow specifically was so good that they pulled off the pillowcase and looked at the brand, and said that it was Mitre Linen (mitrelinen.co.uk), and I looked at the site, because we were dreading having to spend like... two hundo on a bigger duvet blanket. And the price of these... was reasonable! Like... incredibly reasonable! Ok the pillows were like £12 apiece, but the duvet? £45?!?!? That's literally unheard-ofly cheap! A simple sheet set from ASDA costs more than that! We got the Comfort Healthy Living duvet after pouring over all the options, and just went with those Luxury Countess pillows that had several votes for them online, and free shipping??? Oh my god yes, let's hook ourselves up with two pillows, some pillowcases (that we put our own pink pillowcases over, added protection), and a duvet cover (which was just an inexpensive liner fabric stuff, you *definitely* want to get your own duvet cover, ours was just search online for pink king size duvet cover), and oh my god. Oh my Goddess! The SLEEP! You cannot believe the SLEEP! We had to spend the first few nights with the weirdly kinda scratchy mitre duvet cover, but once that pink cover arrived, just... *bliss*
Now apologies, that Mitre Linen is UK-based, so depending on where you live you may need to look for "hotel linen supplier <your country>",but this... this was the greatest sleep-based decision we've ever made. I've gushed on about it to all of my friends, I've gushed about it to everyone I know, and now I'm gushing about it here because it's that good of an idea. Why are hotel beds so comfortable? I don't even slightly know, but I'm getting what they're getting. And I did. And it was awesome. And I swear I'm dreaming more, and it's SO soft and comfortable, and just WOW! Cannot go on about it enough, like the Dang Sauce in that above link, I just can't stop going on about it. Best sleep ever. Try it, do it, you must, you should, hopefully it's as inexpensive where you are as it is at this place. 45 a blanket, that's madness!!! Cheaper technically, if you want to buy like 50 of them at a time lol. King-size, we could literally build a fort under there! The warmest, softest, comfiest fort known to existence.
Best sleeping ever, love it.
Kabutroid & Abby
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Oh my goodness, the greatest discovery in all of sleep has been found... hotel linens!
It seems so obvious!
So someone asked online "why are hotel beds so comfortable", and someone replied "Yooo, right? I checked the label one day, Mitre Linen!", and another person said "The Luxury Countess pillows yo!", and someone else said "Yus!", and Iiii took note of these things.
Look at this does this not look incredibly comfortable!
Ok, it's hard to convey in 300 pixels, but the last few nights have been the best sleep of both of our lives. The comfort of hotel bedding with the familiarity of home. And not even expensive!
It's almost crazy!
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