Forgotten problems
Yeah, yeah... it's been a while since dealing with this group. But now we're back to 'em full throttle.
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3.6 seconds later
God DAMN you fat pig. I can't believe you managed to cram those into your bottomless gullet that fast and not choke.
Ah, Shakespeare... good for stealing food from friends.
Yes, well... as much fun as it is watching you destroy your stomach-lining at record speed, I'm going to rebuild and reenforce my booze room. Don't do anything stupid while I'm gone.
Oh please, don't you trust us?
Oh HELLS NO! In fact, I'm going to take this opportunity to remind you that I have a bouncer.
Hey fellas!
Bah, untrusting... purple dragon... thing. But I get the feeling I'm forgetting something.
Elsewhere
<...and the lizard, dragon, and armoured one are on the Metroid-thing's side, so they MUST BE DESTROYED TOO!!!>
<THEY ALL MUST DIE>
<KILL!>
<TORTURE THEM!>
<KILL THEM ALL!>
<THEY MUST DIE!>
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.
